His name is Fun, I’m sure this time

He said it’s Walt, but I call him Fun

Inside my hungry head, his name is Fun

He’s 15 minutes late again

Call? No. Wait a while.

Fun is now 30 minutes late

He hasn’t called, he’s not so fun

Walt shows up 1 hour late

Sorry, no signal, traffic was murder

Dinner was yummy, Walt was not

No flirting, laughs or even looks my way

In the car, Mr. Horny shows up

Who’s condom is that on the floor?

Out I go! Walt the Tool isn’t Fun anymore.