I saw a beautiful man at a greasy spoon

piercing blue eyes, noble chin and square jaw

Towering height, massive torso, blue-collar hands and healthy bulge

Dear God, he’s coming over to me!

Howdy, little lady! My truck’s outside, if you wanna get your oil changed

He said, in the most redneck twang imaginable

Paid the grease stained check and ran out

Why did he have to speak?