Polluted by peddlers of gadgetry

Buy it, they bellow and order

It will save your unplugged soul

Sharper Image idolators?

Is that what you truly want?

Shiny, new wired & wireless religion

Made in China, of course

If so, I wish the death of electricity

So you can bury your circuit dead

Will you go into convulsions

Because silence is noise in your head

Will you fall upon some blade

or ingest many lovely pills

Because you think you’re dying

From the lack of an LCD glow

Pathetic, half-wit techno-junkie

A damn book doesn’t need a reboot