I am being portrayed unfairly

It is I who has been wronged

He promised to love me forever

Still he tried to pass off three lousy carats

Instead of the requested four

The tux was completely wrong

His parents sat with my parents

When I said keep them apart

We flew to Paris by coach instead of first class!

Sex? You’ll ruin my expensive hair!

How am I suppose to love him

When he’s so damn cruel to me

Annulment? Do I get to keep the ring?