‘I owe my readers nothing’

Poorly tattooed upon my writer’s chest

Yet people-loathing critics of the world

Demand, I owe my readers honesty

Honesty? Socially? Literary? How do you mean?

No. I owe my readers correctly spelled words

Silly, stupid, pretentious, annoying and brilliant words

If no one likes them, I will love them thus making me a fan