Dear beloved son

We’ve got good news for you

We’re setting you free to tackle the world

We know you’ll make us proud

All your things are carefully packed

Safely placed in the backyard

The locks are changed and we are gone

Vacation is sorely needed

Should you try to enter the house

The police have our instructions

You’re a winner, son. Go win your life

You’re too old to be living at home!

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