Yet another chance to prosper

Stop calling Vodka a clear good friend

No destroying scales for insolence

Gird your loins to ask for raise

Leave that jobless cheating boyfriend

Get that studio apartment by yourself

Read that patient dusty Bible

Go the year without buying shoes

Eat your veggies, neglect the bread

Call your loving mother once a day

Act upon principled passions

Enjoy all that is life affirming and free

And stop calling them resolutions!