Please forgive my charming lunacy

 How was I to know such petty things

You left 3 to babysit and now there’s only 1

You’re pretty young … simply have more

Stupid ticket from that rude cop wasn’t my fault at all

Wore my bikini and sarong just for the carpool

I refused to listen after I explained

So sorry for calling your gardener Jesus

Didn’t know his name is Robert and goes to USC

I know that I embarrass you but all this will soon pay off

I got my own reality show. Getting paid with ITunes cards!