It’s procrastinating 4 am

I’m late, so late

Feed my 5-year-old

from my deflated tit

Do laundry by lazy machine

Followed by reliable hands

Regrout the tiles twice a week

Clean spotless kitchen

Before judging maid arrives

Go to conspiring office

Berate, scream and threaten

Because no one invites me to lunch

Go home to find laughter and joy

Perfect husband and slut maid continue

After I scream from the door

No time for weakling breakdown

I’m late, so very late

Must start lobster dinner

Denial cooking for four

As I wholeheartedly Lean In