Finish my homework, you little turd

You know that I’ll flush you down

If it wasn’t for my daily pushing

You be stupid and puny too

So show a little gratitude, runt

I’m really an awesome friend

Like my report on the French Revolution, teach?

Too bad for you Walter moved away?

He left a very long letter about homework, tests and threats

You’ll be a moronic 25 year-old when and if you graduate