We could have been happy

But you refused to leave

You leave. Not the money

The cash never said no to me

I’d rather sleep with my St. Bernard

He drools less than you

Oh now you want to tie me up!

I’m so not turned on by this

Are you burning my clothes?

Stop sawing my designer shoes!

Where’s my customized mini cooper?

Wait baby. Don’t leave me

Did you already pay the rent?