I saw you dancing with your beautiful young date

Clearly, you wish to bed her

Foreplay via grinding on the dance floor

I can tell you haven’t sealed the deal

And trust me buddy, you won’t

I’m glad you left after failing to turn me on

Let’s go over the comical facts of who you really are

A 48 year-old parent mooching slob

Can’t keep a job over a week to save your pathetic life

Addicted to porn, gambling and sleep

Couldn’t borrow a pen because your credit score is so bad

And she will leave you as soon she sees your ..

Tiny, smegmah coated, uncircumcised dick