Officer, how can you say it’s stalking?

He said hello to me every day

Yes, he worked at my daddy’s shop

Yes, I was his doting supervisor and friend

I wouldn’t be calling him this much

If he hadn’t quit without an explanation

Why did he move so far from home?

No trace or hint from his family or friends

I had to find him and convince him of marriage

Last Christmas he gave me a drunk kiss

Him … me … what does it matter who kissed first?

He loves me. He mouthed the words last night in his sleep!

I was outside his window taking photos as he dreamed … of me

It isn’t stalking!  I was never served with a restraining order!