Two sale-scarred warriors

Reaching for the same door

Hovering like committed vultures

Around the beloved clearance racks

Then damned again …. the same size!

Enemy grabs your blouse, dress and shoes

And they’re the last ones in stock!

Then fate begins to turn and smile

Her card has been declined!

No cash, no other plastic savior

In desperation she pulls out a knife

But you’ll have none of that nonsense!

Breaking the blade off with you thumb

Grappling the once shopper now criminal

To the justice hard apparel floor

Heroine exits with thanks and reward

Blouse, dress, shoes and more 100% off

Psychotic shopper from hell loses much

Donning orange jumpsuit and hair nets