I want you to really, honestly know

How special last night was to me

You took me to unimaginable places

I’ve never been there before

Sadly, I have to tell you beautiful

I won’t be calling you my one and only

I’m not the kind of guy to settle down

“Oh, shut up, Senator” she said

“You’re married, gay and a boring, lazy lay”.

“And my Wyoming member is longer than your leg!”