Dearest Ortho Surgeon

My final hope before leaving the states

Your brethren have shunned

this tortured shell of a woman

I live everyday with evil betrayal

Cursed legs simply don’t look right to me

No matter what or how hard I try

Weights, running, tanning and Pilates!

I’m as dedicated as they come

Cosmetic surgery was an expensive joke!

 So, I want you to send them packing

I’ll be the hottest amputee with high end prostheses

Spray-paint a small Van Gogh or Klimt

I’ll get three or four pairs of course

Everyone will love my courage and me

Doc? No, not security! You haven’t heard it all

Psychiatry staff is urgently needed in this particular case