The toughest job in the world

Will make your ears bleed

And your liberal heart break

Making an otherwise learned soul

a completely inept quivering mess

Negotiation skills? Buried under a vomitus mass

Personal hygiene? Hit or miss at best

All this and no actual money pay

Except for sporadic bits of childish love

Motherhood! Yes, it’s a real job!

If you say it’s not, you’re dead