21st digit beats a naughty drum

Admiral Winky scuttles ships for fun

 Lipstick landing seeks boney cannelloni

Did cave dweller find a nice pool?

Dipstick and dumb stick await their turn

Hello there, early riser earthworm

How’d you get those family jewels on the big fat finger?

Do you still play with your Glo Worm?

Or do you prefer heat-seeking moisture missile?

His majesty demands complete submission

He’s a watered-down version of Ivan The Terrible

Please leave me alone in my room with my joystick!

Put that monstrous thing away, King Kong!

What makes you think I want sex?