Terminal first dates

Dotted with Rhett Butler quasi-kisses

Reserved yet flirty liberal ladies

Wish for fun minus buck wild

Intellectual risqué banter

Dockers and some sort of collar

Will guarantee ‘we meet again’

No lacy panties left in pockets

No crotch grab in 0 to 10 seconds

Refusing to play house for the fun

Haven’t been a girl in a long time

Thus, being called ‘girlfriend’ is a no

Thirty plus is no bullshit terrain