Nose annoyingly bulbous

Voice is idiotically loud

Intellect? He can’t even spell it

Still, his big-hearted image

delivers infectious laughter

Kind eyes look on like a child

Demeanor is as real as life

Never a cunning liar or evildoer

Always the loyal protector

Who suffers and says nothing

His ridiculous breath exits forever

Our supplications, he won’t comply

Unfair world is painfully wronged

Colorful birds refuse to fly