So much for punctuality

I’ve named him Joke by now

Boasting celebrity looks, yeah sure

Dear God, he’s somewhat right

Haggered Christopher Walken face

Unsettling Phil Spector gaze

Poor Steven Tyler garb and form

So ready to bust out the door

2 minutes into kaleidoscope date

rife with slurred, ignorant speak

Now, Enigma wants to take me home

I’m done. That’s it! Poof without a word!

Three loofahs, four bars of soap

And the longest shower on earth

Damn! Still feeling contaminated