My mouth is still very Latina

While my gringa brain says no

Citrus cucumber salad paprika and salt

Too acidic, says American noggin

Dulce de leche with coffee then?

No, no, no – eat an American apple please

Decadent, orgasmic chicharrones ?

But it’s a fat pig boiled in pig fat!

But I like my Chicana curves a lot

These babies need to be fed!

How about some nice sushi?

Cool, but you’re picking up the tab