Tag Archive: sex


The Principled No


Beautifully virile troublemaker
Housed in fantasizing head
Therefore lives a secret yearning
Until a smile – in real life
Smile parts to issue flirtatious verses
Invitation for carnal fulfillment arrives
Walk through his temptation door
And then the ruin escapes his mouth
He’s a Democrat who voted for Trump!

Grasping Me


These hands are getting old

Once a brave grabber of frivolous joy

monkey bars, piñata treats – always more

Cute scruffy boys on asphalt grounds

Move on to more sinister quasi-adult

Some booze, smokes – legal and not

Cute loser bad boy – didn’t handle me well

These hands were too damn antsy then

Still  they look nice now to loving ones

Painted nails in silly girl manners

Screw my nonsensical wisdom tonight

Massage-scratch hybrid on my lover’s back

Today, my lively hands know how to act

 

 

Not Love


Kind, tender couple in the open 

Hailing from godly homes

Share undulating passions

Ceaselessly until retched dawn

Kiss, embrace – there is none

Eyes refuse to meet

Mouths sealed by indifference

Uninjured hearts know better

It was only physical, not love

 

Reoccuring Feast


Born via nocturnal sessions – cherished portal

She smiles coquettishly, intently – innocent wanton lips

Siren’s eyes draw out a virile pulse – gaze into her flawless sin

Corrupting, undulating supple creature – sanctified new religion

Speaks in pleasing, worshiping words – for her man only

Wishing to murder the awful dawn – more time, more love

Unreal, self-serving mind is racing – little living heaven is dying

Tonight again, tonight – says goddess as she flies into selfish sky

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

She Is Love


Did not truly see her

the temptress night before

Only moved to erotic music

brushed against her perfect form

swallowed copious liquid lust

as did a lovely sounding she

Lying on her curvaceous side

Pulled back sheet reveal

unearthly wonderment

Gaze and you worship a goddess

Face is seductively pure

As auburn tendril caress it

One could make a life

Between her supple breasts

And she’s in your bed

Quietly weep, because you know

Such a creature can’t be yours

Void of words, she is love

 

 

OMG My Parents Did It?!


Doing the hokey pokey

Mastering to command her

Sheathing your sword

Hot beef injection

Riding the pony

Straddle his saddle

Suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

Filling the void

Grinding the tube steak

Knocking boots

Boink-feast 2013

Bouncing the pogo stick

Lay some pipe

Hunky his dorey

Glaze the donut

Grease the pole

Hide the snake in the bush

Meat the taco

Bun the sausage

Give kitty some cream

Take the skin boat to tuna town

Pop the cork

Give a little pickle tickle

Shag the carpet

Do the wild thing

Or …… Just have hot and sweaty sex!

 


In an effort to not be shallow

He traveled into my Abyss

Still not completely convinced

He wished to captain my bounty boat

Idiot plowed into some bad clams

I demanded proper docking into my bay

Angry eel skinner resigned and ran away

I believe seaman die in fish factories

if so, I feel sorry for the fish

If only a firm nose can meet my grindstone

Does no one pray to the holy of holies?

A tree is needed to shade my happy valley

So tired of entertaining Lady Jane

Misinformed


Now that we’re a couple

Some issues need to be resolved

Why must you take her calls?

I don’t care that she’s your mother

Who the hell do you really love?

By the way, I quit my job

Your happiness is now my career

Some things have been evicted

from our loving couple home

No beer, soda, chips or cigars

Trade-in your alleged ‘muscle’ car

for a far more sensible Honda or Nissan

No, I’m not done! You listen to me, mister!

What do you mean? There’s no love here?!

Don’t you care? You really don’t?

But we made love all day and night

That makes us in love, right?

Dating? What the hell is that?


Dear Speaker John Boehner

I wanted to share this big day with you

I’m the first registered Republican

In my family, church and town

I was born in Little Haiti of Miami, of course

Lost my folks real early in life

INS forgot to give them food or water

I’m a real voodoo priestess by the way

But unable to bring parents back (I tried)

Don’t mind growing up in a Seminole tribe

Still, the Gator took my damn arms and legs

Thank God for my Medi-Medi and Social Security

And now I’m pregnant by the white chief of police

I’m a BLACK Haitian voodoo priestess, disabled,

On government assistance, Child of illegal aliens

And a white cop’s crippled action on the side

I am so the new face of the GOP! Right?

Wouldn’t you agree, Speaker Boehner?

Anyway, CNN and Fox News are interviewing me

I will show why I love the GOP and Tea Party too

I hope the reporters ignore the drool and French Accent

Sincerely, La-Sondra Karma La Rue

P.S. Me and my baby will see you soon in DC!

Self Interruption


The contents of your mind

Passionately travel south

Air is thick with debauchery

Neither of us can ignore

Caressing fingers touching lusty skin

But wait. Is this ? Oh God, no!

The curse does more than hint

To lady’s room I bitterly march

I took the damn Depo-Provera shot

To avoid sex killing moments like this

Vending machine pad is all I have

He still wants me to get him off!

Sorry sexy, can’t be hedonistic and fair

Fun zone is under construction